Tuesday, 1 May 2012

"If It's Not One Thing; It's Your Mother."


  As an English student Freud comes up everywhere, and while his theories were part of the last paradigm many still exalt in his ideas. They point at towers, flagpoles and pencils whispering ‘phallic’ and giggle at the idea of willies being everywhere. They raise their eyebrows at Freudian slips, happy in the knowledge you want to have sex with your parents. All the while they smoke cigars promising themselves that, like Freud “a cigar is just a cigar”, and they are exempt from the all-encompassing criticism that is Freudian theory.

  Don’t get me wrong, Freud has a few good ideas; I do think there is some truth in the repressed and the unconscious, sneaky repressed thoughts getting through into dreams or novels disguised as something else. I could even go as far as believing what a phallocentric world we live in, giving women a sense of lacking and an understanding of where their oppression begins.

  What I cannot stand is the Freud swot in the corner, spouting about how Freud is a motherflipping genius. There are so many more applicable theories that are better thought out, better followed through and more important than psychoanalysis. Work towards freeing other countries from the awful things the British Empire did to them in the past, work towards the liberation of women, rise up as members of the working class. Don’t sit there tittering at things that are long and pointy.

I’m sure Freud would have plenty to say about the trains in my last post.

Bastard.

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